
JOKE OF THE WEEK
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The
parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and
laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's
attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft
music
and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's
vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the
bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot
squawked and kicked and
screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was
heard for
over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door
to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with
my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate
transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct
my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask
what the turkey did?"

Club News 1/4/10
Guest - Lisa's mother, Charlie Petrich; Fabian's father, Julio, sister Joanna and wife, Connie; and Alejandro
Doug won the drawing
Happy/Sad Bucks
Shirley is happy the holidays are over
Sondra will be selling daffodils as a fundraiser for the Relay For Life program.
Tom announced the the EP Hall of Fame Induction ceremony will take place at the varsity basketball game on January 15th. There will also be a luncheon on Saturday the 16th. The public is welcome, and reservations may be made at the Board offices.