Joke of the Week
OLE AND SVEN

Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling accident, being very drunk, both die, and
go to Hell.

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.  He says to
them, 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?'

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya  know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya
know.'
                                         ;
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota ,
the devil finds them in light jackets and hats,  grilling Walleye and
drinking beer.

The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery,
and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves!'

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere
at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis
nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off.
The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and  people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail,
moan, or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with
Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
hats, and mittens.  They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
screaming like mad  men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy.  What  is
wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if
hell iss froze over, dat must mean dat Massachuesetts elected dat
Republican Senator

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Club News 1/25/10

 

Guests - Jim from Boardman, Jessie Gettemy & Ali

 

No drawing

 

Happy/Sad Bucks

 

Several EP Rotarians attended the Mid-Year Assembly in Salem

PROGRAMS

Feb. 1st - Kerri

Feb. 8th - World Understanding

Feb. 15th - Traci

Feb. 22nd - Club Assembly



to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.