Joke of the Week
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
NAKED
IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG
WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.. THE OTHERS LOOKED
AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.... THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED
HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET
PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER
WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M
GETTING A FAX!!
Club News 2/8/10
Guest - Alejandro
Ale won the drawing this week.
Happy/Sad Bucks
Sondra was happy for ONLY 22 inches of snow
We will be replacing the entrance sign on Taggart Street at the PA border. The sign in scheduled to be installed by the end of March. The cost to have your business included on the sign is only $100. If you would like a spot, please send an email to Brad by February 15th. WE STILL HAVE MANY SPACES AVAILABLE.
District 6650 Youth Exchange will be taking a bus trip to New York City March 19th-21st. Contact Vicki if you would like to chaperone.
The Rotary Foundation has established a Haiti Relief Fund. CLICK HERE if you would like to make a contribution. Our Interact Club is raising funds to purchase a Shelter Box.
On May 15th our Club will sponsor a community clean-up day. We will rent dumpsters, which will be located in the church parking lot across from the police station. We will charge $5 for a carload and $10 for a truck, van or SUV.
We will be sending 2 students to the RYLA Conference (Rotary Youth Leadership Awards) on Feb. 19th-21st
On DOG Day we will continue to paint fire hydrants.
The 4-way speech contest will be held on March 1st at the library.
The District Conference will be held at Mountaineer Racetrack & Resort April 23rd-24th. We are the host club.
