
Joke of the Week

Dan was a single guy
living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he
found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father
died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his
fortune.
One evening, at an investment
meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her
natural beauty took his breath away.
"I
may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few
years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the
woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his
stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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New members, Roberta Fusetti, Bill Strohecker and Tommy Povenski. are installed by Roger |
| Fireside Chat for new members at the Library |
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Club News 2/22/10
Guest - Jenna Dickey from Iteract
No drawing this week.
Happy/Sad Bucks
Dave was happy for his trip to New Orleans
Robbie was sad for her sock-eating dog :(
LAST CHANCE TO GET YOUR BUSINESS LISTED ON THE NEW SIGN. The cost is only $100. Please call or email Brad by Friday. After that, we will outside the Club to fill the sign.
On May 15th our Club will sponsor a community clean-up day. We will rent dumpsters, which will be located in the church parking lot across from the police station. We will charge $5 for a carload and $10 for a truck, van or SUV.
On DOG Day we will continue to paint fire hydrants.
The 4-way speech contest will be held on March 1st at the library.
The District Conference will be held at Mountaineer Racetrack & Resort April 23rd-24th. Vicki discussed what is expected of our Club.
The Interact Club is collecting money for Haiti. Please put one of the collection boxes in your place of business.
Tim Selzer from Down On Main Street has been proposed as a new member. Any objections must be made in writing to the Secretary within 10 days of the date of this newsletter.
Message From the President (no, not Obama!)