EP Rotary News 03-15-10

Joke of the Week

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died..

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian..

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

Club News 3/15/10

Guest - Jim Kerr and Hank Conrad

Happy/Sad Bucks

Brad has happy for a very short jury duty and because he and Susan are celebrating their 25th anniversary.

Hank Conrad won the drawing this week.

Breakfast with the Easter Bunny and the Easter Egg Hunt are set for March 27th

The Group Study Exchange (GSE) team from France will be arriving on April 13th. Poland is our hub club. There will be an opportunity to meet the GSE team on April 27th at the Youngstown Country Club. Bonnie has tickets and you can click here for the details.

There will be a benefit dinner to help the victims of the earthquake in Chile on March 23rd at Los Gallos Mexican Restaurant on 224. Click here for details.

REGISTER HERE for the District Conference.

Bonnie talked about literacy. For several years we have purchased books for the library that are dedicated to our speakers. We are also working an an life skills program for high school seniors. Rotary International has partnered with singer Dolly Parton to promote reading.