Club News 4/12/10
Guest - Pam Monroe, Lindsay Burger, Mark Flake &
Jim
Happy/Sad Bucks
-
Missy was happy for her new work schedule
-
Dan was happy, but I can't remember why
-
Vicki was sad because Doug & Ali both called
during the meeting
Mary Ann won the drawing this week.
Bonnie reminded Rotarians about the District Conference coming
up on April 23rd and 24th and you can now register to attend and for the
meals & hotel on line:
CLICK
HERE NOW. We are the host club for the District Conference, so we
need really to make a good showing.
Bonnie reminded us the this is Rotarian Magazine Month.
Our speaker next week will be Juvenile Court Judge Scott Washam
PROGRAMS
April 19th - Brad
April 26th - Club Assembly
May 3rd - Bonnie
May 10th - ???
to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.
PROGRAM
Our speakers today were Pam Moore and Lindsay Burger from EP China.
The business currently has 12 employees. EP China decorates
ceramics and glassware. They also have a retail store that is open
Monday-Friday from 10:00 AM-3:00 PM.
Lindsay also announced that she was a former Rotary exchange student,
and thanked Rotary for a life-changing experience.
|
 |
JOKE OF THE WEEK
A man is driving down a
deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of
his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive... On
the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the! Bell . The door is
answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for
you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business.....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite
disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please
knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go
through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU
RIGHT, YOU SINNER
