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Club News 5/3/10

 

Guest - Dan Boggs, Margo Zuch, Jim, Ale & Jessie

 

 

Happy/Sad Bucks

 

This Thursday Kerri will hold a meeting for Relay For Life at Bee's Insurance at 5:00 PM

This Saturday, May 8th is DOG Days in East Palestine.  Our Club will be painting fire hydrants as our project for the day.  Please sign in at the Community Center at the City Park between 8:00 and 9:00. 

Tickets are still available for Rotary Uncorked.  The event will be held on Saturday, May 8 from 6 until 9 p.m. at the DH Gallery located at 515 East State Street in Salem.  The evening will include heavy appetizers, wine samples of 10 different varietals, wine auction and jewelry sale.  The gathering will provide couples and individuals with a fun evening that will benefit Rotary’s programs.  Rotary Uncorked event tickets are $35 for single, and $60 for a couple.  For more information or to purchase tickets, please contact Mary Winch-Korff at mkorff@gmail.com or by calling 330-337-9949.



Spring Clean-Up - May 15th, 8:00-3:00, police station parking lot, cars $5 and pickups $10

The District 6650 Spring Assembly is also May 15th in Canton.  Let Bonnie know if you would like to attend.
 
PROGRAMS


May 10th - ???

May 17th -  Cliff

May 24th - Club Assembly

May 31st - Memorial Day Parade


to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.
PROGRAM

Dan Boggs and Margo Zuch talked about the East Palestine Area Historical Society.  They shared stories of some of EP's colorful characters and many old photos of the area.
JOKE OF THE WEEK

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.

 

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

 

On a bulletin board: 
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

 

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading

 

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

 

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. 
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

 

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

 

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

 

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

 

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..

 

Getting Caught 
Is The Mother Of Invention.

 

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone

 

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

 

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.