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Club News 5/24/10

 

Guest - Jim & Patrick

 

 

Happy/Sad Bucks

 

The City had money left over from a litter prevention grant that will be  used to offset the costs of our Community Clean-Up Day

We voted to send $50 to Mr. Yareb for his help at the Community Clean-Up Day

Sondra was happy with the results of the Relay for Life Bake Sale.

The Club voted to purchase a blue 10x10 tent with the Rotary symbol

The Club voted to continue to do the exchange student overnighter this fall

The Club agreed to replace the sign on 170 coming from Negley as the next project

The Thank You Dinner will be June 15th.  Brad will talk about his trip to Ireland.

NEXT WEEK - no regular meeting.  Meet at the Church of Christ at 10:00 AM for the bike parade.
PROGRAMS


June 7th - Sandy D.

June 14th Fellowship

June 21st - Sondra F.





to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.
JOKE OF THE WEEK

CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL


A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.

The proctologist fainted.