East Palestine Rotary News

JOKE OF THE WEEK

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

PROGRAM

We all talked about our vocations.

Vocational Service focuses on:

Adherence to and promotion of the highest ethical standards in all occupations, including fair treatment of employers, employees, associates, competitors, and the public.

The recognition of the worthiness of all useful occupations, not just those that are pursued by Rotarians.

The contribution of your vocational talents to solving the problems of society and meeting the needs of the community.

Club News 10/12/09

Guests - none

Dave won the drawing again

Happy/Sad Bucks -

Missy - sad for graffiti

Vicki - happy for being host grandparents

Doug - happy for watching the Buckeyes defeat Wisconsin in Wisconsin

Brad- happy for the chance to see EPHS graduate Joel Thompson dot the 'i' in Script Ohio

PROGRAMS

Oct. 19th - Sondra Feezle

Oct. 26th - Club Assembly

Nov. 2nd - Vicki Hoffman

Nov. 9th - Roger Linsley

to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.

Rotary Facts & Figures

The Four-Way Test

In 1932, Rotarian Herbert J. Taylor created The Four-Way Test, a code of ethics adopted by Rotary 11 years later. The test, which has been translated into more than 100 languages, asks the following questions:

Of the things we think, say or do

Is it the TRUTH?

Is it FAIR to all concerned?

Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?

Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?