Confession?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him.
She says, "Hello!" He's rather taken a back because
he can't place where he knows her from. So he says,
"Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of
one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I
made love to on the pool table with all
my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my
butt
with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No,
I'm
your son's teacher."
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