JOKE OF THE WEEK

 

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Buladean Daily News Newspaper in Buladean, North Carolina.
and bought a mule for $100.


The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news,
the mule died last night."


Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back.."


The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."


They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."


The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"


Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."


The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"


Leroy said, "We shore can!  Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly  grocery store and asked.

"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."


The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"


Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.


They're overseeing the Bailout Program.

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Limit all US politicians to two terms.

One in office
One in prison
Illinois already does this.
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Club News 10/26/09

 

Guests - Mark Flake, our Assistant District Governor & Cindy Hope

 

Traci won the drawing again......look out Vegas !

 

Happy/Sad Bucks -  ALL HAPPY

  • Dave happy for his hunting vacation

  • Jana is doubly happy, but I didn't hear why

  • Mark Flake was happy for the Steelers

  • Cindy Hope is happy to have moved back from Florida

 

The Board voted to move the Board meetings to the Thursday before the Club Assembly each month.  The meetings will be at the library at 5:30

 

We have three new proposed members:  Georgie Hacker, Manager at Circle K; Chris Fuller from Fuller's True Value & Steve Early from Early International Sales & Service.  Any objections must be made in writing to the Secretary within 10 days of the date of this newsletter.

 

The Youth Soccer pizza party will be this Sunday, November 1st from 2-5 at the Moose.

 

The EP Rotary Christmas Auction will be at the EP Elementary School on Friday, November 27th.

 

The Christmas Party will be on December 7th at the Presbyterian Church.

 

 


PROGRAMS

Nov. 2nd - Vicki Hoffman

Nov. 9th - Roger Linsley

Nov. 16th - Foundation

Nov. 23rd - Dave Powers



to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.
Rotary Facts & Figures

 

The 1989 Council on Legislation vote to admit women into Rotary clubs worldwide remains a watershed moment in the history of Rotary.

 

The response to the decision was overwhelming: By 1990, the number of female Rotarians had skyrocketed to over 20,000.

 

Twenty years after the Council on Legislation's vote, Rotary has nearly 188,000 female Rotarians. Women have served in leadership positions as high as the RI Board of Directors and The Rotary Foundation Board of Trustees.