October 3, 2005

"Service is the rent we pay for being.  It is the very purpose of life, and
not something you do in your spare time."

• FUTURE PROGRAMS:

  October 10th	Roger Linsley
  October 17th	Dave Powers
  October 24th	Shirley Prater
  October 31st	Club Assembly

Click here for the complete 2005-2006 Program List

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News

• The youth soccer program got off to a good start last Saturday.  This week Bonnie, Brad & Cliff will work the trailer.  Everyone needs to sign up, and take a turn.

• October 15th is the Exchange Student Overnighter.  We provide the food.  Sandy has a sign-up sheet.

• Dave attended a Foundation Seminar last week.  He will give details when he has the program.

• Happy/Sad Bucks:  Doug was happy because his cast is off; Fede was happy for celebrating his 18th birthday; Brian was happy for another beautiful day; Brad was happy to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of building the playground and because Justin Powers is running the soccer program; Bob was sad for the Indians

• Click here to view Vicki's Exchange Student Photo Albums

PROGRAM

Vicki talked about depression awareness.  National Depression Screening Day® (NDSD) began fifteen years ago as the first nationwide, community-based mental health screening program. Today it is the largest provider of mental health screening services in the country through its partnership with thousands of community-based, college and primary care screening sites. NDSD has expanded in recent years to offer both in-person and online screening for four of the most common and frequently co-occurring mental disorders: depression, bipolar disorder, generalized anxiety disorder and post-traumatic stress disorder.

NDSD Mental Health Screening is designed to call attention to mood and anxiety disorders on a national level, to educate the public and clinicians about the symptoms and effective treatments, to offer individuals the opportunity to be screened for the disorders, and to connect those in need of treatment to the mental health care system. Each fall, thousands of health care providers throughout the country conduct NDSD events that reach roughly 200,000 individuals with educational resources, and screen more than 100,000 people for mood and anxiety disorders. In addition, more than 350,000 mood and anxiety disorder screenings will be conducted this year through our year- round, interactive screening programs.  Click here for more information.

Joke of the Week

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Corporate Mergers
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3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3 Penney Opera.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon Pants.

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace. Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become Knott NOW.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.