October 31, 2005

"Service is the rent we pay for being.  It is the very purpose of life, and
not something you do in your spare time."

• FUTURE PROGRAMS:

  November 7th	Connie Robinson
  November 14th	Lisa Rohrbaugh
  November 21st	Doug Simpson
  November 28th	Club Assembly

Click here for the complete 2005-2006 Program List

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Club Assembly Notes

• We welcomed Sue Reynolds as our newest member.  Sue is the lay pastor at the Presbyterian Church.  Please make her feel welcome.

• Lisa will be taking the students to the World Affairs Institute in Pittsburgh.  She has everything lined up and ready to go.

• Ron indicated that we have registered for RYLA.  The highshool guidance office will help select the students (high school juniors)   

• The trailer sales were very good this week.  November 4th is the last Saturday

• Bob is still looking for a date for the Christmas Party in early December

• We will purchase 5 new trash containers for downtown.  The Club received $500 from a District simplified grant, and the balance will be paid from Club funds

• We will need to get started working on the auction soon.  The date is Friday, November 25th

• Roger confirmed that we have liquidated our investments in the Student Loan Fund.  He will reinvest the money in CDs

• Our sign project has been moved to the spring.  We will replaced the entrance sign on Market Street during DOG Day

• We approved paying for Fede's trip to Niagara Falls 

• Happy/Sad Bucks: Dave was happy for no snow; Connie was happy for her Vegas vacation; Brian was happy for another 29th birthday

• Drawing today:  Dave won today

• Guests: None

• I apologize for not having pictures from Monday's meeting.  I was have having camera issues.....Brad

Last week Fede, and the other Exchange Students from District 6650  met with RI President Stenhammar at Ashland University.

Joke of the Week

• Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
• A backward poet writes inverse.
• A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
• Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
• Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
• Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
• A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
• Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
• A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
• What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
• She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
• If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
• When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
• You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
• Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
• He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
• Every calendar's days are numbered.
• A lot of money is tainted -- It taint yours and it taint mine.
• A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
• He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
• A plateau is a high form of flattery.
• A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
• Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
• Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
• Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done.
• A tired pontiff is too pooped to pope.