JOKE OF THE WEEK

 

The Economy Is So Bad That…

 

  • I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • Parents in Beverly Hills are considering raising their own children.
  • I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  • A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
  • I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
  • I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
  • Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.

 

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PROGRAM
Gary Clark explained the proposed paving program, and asked for letter of support from the community by Oct. 15th.
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Club News 10/5/09

 

 

 

 


PROGRAMS

Oct. 12th - Vocational Service

Oct. 19th - Sondra Feezle

Oct. 26th - Club Assembly

Nov. 2nd - Vicki Hoffman



to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.
Rotary Facts & Figures
The world's first service club, the Rotary Club of Chicago, was formed on 23 February 1905 by Paul P. Harris, an attorney who wished to capture in a professional club the same friendly spirit he had felt in the small towns of his youth. The Rotary name derived from the early practice of rotating meetings among members' offices.