East Palestine Rotary News

Columbus Day Edition
October 8, 2007

Guests: Kana, Sonny Hall

Dave won the drawing this week.

Happy/Sad Bucks: Kerri was happy for a successful Cattle Barrens Ball; Julie was happy, but I'm not sure why (probably because her bank was open on the holiday); Bob was sad for the Indians, but he's happier now!

Bonnie, Cliff & Brett will work the trailer this weekend.

We will NOT be meeting with the Columbiana Club on October 19th.

Please let Bonnie know if you can help with the exchange student overnighter on Saturday, October 20th

Dates to Remember:  October 20th -  Exchange Student Overnighter; November 19th - Thank You Dinner;  December 11th - Rotary Christmas Party

Future Programs:

10/15/07 Diana DePillo
10/22/07 Cliff Dilling
10/29/07 Club Assembly
11/5/07 Sandy Dilling
       
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

 




  Our speaker today  was Mayor Sonny Hull.  Sonny discussed the idea of selling Captain Taggart to an investor who would convert it into a senior housing facility.  A new City Hall could be built in the Park, and it would be financed with the utility savings realized by divesting the Captain Taggart building.