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Rotary News

November 5, 2007

Guests: Kana, Randy Biser & Barb Lynch

No drawing this week

Happy/Sad Bucks: Diana is happy for her niece; Bonnie is sad because soccer is over; Bob is happy for the Browns; Brad is happy over a weekend trip to Virginia; Vicki is happy to be going to Bolivia, but sad because she will miss her dogs

Sondra passed out numerous emails from Rotary District 6650

Thank You Dinner - RSVP to Lisa ASAP and also let her know if you will attend & if you will be bringing any guests. If you haven't already signed up for something to bring they could also do that at the same time. CLICK HERE to email Lisa or call her at 330-426-3778.

Dates to Remember: November 19th - Thank You Dinner; November 23rd - Rotary Auction; December 11th - Rotary Christmas Party

Future Programs:

11/12/07	Sandy D. Barb Lynch gave us an update on Social Concerns. They finished the last year in the black. Social Concerns will be looking for a new home if the City decides to close Captain Taggart.
11/19/07	Thank You Dinner
11/26/07	Club Assembly
12/3/07	Maggie G.

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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"