EP ROTARY NEWS
11/10/03


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  • NOTE:  CLICK HERE to see the list of Speaker Assignments for the rest of this Rotary year
  • Connie won the drawing this week & drew the Ace of Hearts (again)

 

  • Diego & Laura were our guests

 

  • Connie, Sandy & Brad had Happy Bucks

 

  • The youth soccer season has again come to a close.  Thanks to everyone who helped with the trailer.

 

  • Dave handed out the assignments for the Rotary Auction.  Please contact the merchants on your list ASAP.  Dave needs the items by next Monday.  Dave also has a sign-up sheet for the day of the auction.  This is our major fund-raiser, so everyone needs to contribute.

 

  • We basically broke even on the Spaghetti Dinner.  We had lots of help from Rotarians, families and even former Rotarians.  We just needed more spaghetti eaters........Thanks to Sandy and Cliff for their efforts in leading this event.

 

  • Our Christmas Party is scheduled for Monday, Dec. 22nd at the Roadhouse at 6:30 PM.  We will not have our regular lunch meeting that day.  Families are invited.

 

  • We agreed to sponsor a poster contest for the Rotary Centennial.  Lisa will coordinate the contest with the art teachers at the schools.  The Club will pick the winners.  Prizes will be $50, $25 & $25.  Bob White will provide prizes for all the participants.

 

  • Lisa talked about ways that our Club may wish to participate in the Rotary International Centennial.  Click HERE if you would like to read more about this celebration.

 

THANK YOU

VETS!

 

 

 

 

 

Joke of the Week:

MIND GAME

2% or 98%
 
This is strange...can you figure it out?
 
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
 
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
 
* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
 
* There's no trick or surprise.
 
* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
       

* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.        

* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).

 
 

 

Think of a number from 1 to 10
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Multiply that number by 9
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Now subtract 5
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to  the number you ended up with
 
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Think of a country that starts with that letter
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Remember the last letter of the name of that country
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that  letter
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? 
 
 
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to  think of something else. 98% of people will answer  with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.  
    

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