SNOW
BLONDES !
One winter morning a husband
and wife in northern Ohio were listening to the radio
during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,
so the snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A
week later while they are eating breakfast again,
the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches
of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street,
so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast,
when the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park..." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on
her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
snowplows can get through?"
With
the love and understanding in his voice that all men who
are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"
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