EP ROTARY NEWS
JOKE OF THE WEEK
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The phone
rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which." "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time." ''Well, what am I supposed to do now? " "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." |
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| Our speaker on November 9th was Judge Melissa Byers- Emmerling from the East Liverpool Municipal Court. Judge Byers-Emmerling discussed the litter program |
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Club News 11/16/09
Guests - Alejando, Dave Ewing, Steve Molchan & Tom Rice
No drawing
Happy/Sad Bucks
Sondra was happy/sad for her vacation
Missy was happy for a successful Home Tour weekend
Paula was happy for a new granddaughter
The EP Rotary Christmas Auction will be at the EP Elementary School on Friday, November 27th. Please contact your businesses for donations ASAP
The Christmas Party will be on December 7th at the Presbyterian Church.
Vicki took Sam Herron, Harley Houston & Amber Hill to the World Affairs Institute in Pittsburgh on Wednesday
Rotary encourages all Rotarians to donate $100 each year to the Rotary Foundation. Our Club holds a fundraiser each year (Atlantic City Drawing), and the proceeds are sent to the Rotary Foundation as our yearly contribution.