East Palestine Rotary News

November 20, 2006

"Every person I have known who has been truly happy, has learned how to serve others."
Albert Schweitzer

FUTURE PROGRAMS:

November 27th Club Assembly
December 4th Shirley Prater
December 11th Lisa Rohrbaugh
December 18th Club Assembly

Click here to see the complete 2006-07 program list


Meeting Highlights

  • We have 3 new proposed members: Diana Depillo, Susan Wagner and Maggie Guglielmo.  Any objections must be submitted in writing to the Club Secretary within 10 days of the date of this newsletter.

  • Guests today:  Craig Brown, Diana Depillo & Susan Wagner

  • No drawing

  • Happy/Sad Bucks:  Sandy & Dave happy for the Steelers; Lisa happy for the library rating; Bob & Brian happy for the Buckeyes; Brian sad for the Browns; Cliff happy for his cholesterol; Sandy sad because Brian will be moving

  • The trailer profits were $160 for the last week of soccer

  • Lisa attended the World Affairs Institute last week with Jeffrey Peters and Jessica Maurer.  They will speak at our meeting on December 11th.

  • We again voted 'no' on sending money for the RI Rose Parade float.

  • Dave Powers discussed his family vacation to Costa Rica to visit former exchange student Henry.


What's coming up!

  • The Christmas Auction is this Friday at the East Palestine Country Club.  We need all the help we can get, so please do what you can.

  • Our Rotary Christmas Party will be on Wednesday, December 6th at the Fireplace Restaurant in Poland at 6:30 PM

  • Board meeting next Monday at 11:30 AM


Joke of the Week

Grandma Doesn't Know Everything


Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house
and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"


She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."


Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.


A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse. It's called bunk beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to
talk to you.

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