East Palestine Rotary News

JOKE OF THE WEEK

What State Do You Live In?

You live in California when...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You live in the Deep South when...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.

You live in Ohio when...

1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

You live in Florida when...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind - even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

Club News 1/12/09

Guests: none

Mid-Year Assembly is this Saturday (January 17th) at the Foltz Center in East Canton, Ohio, from 8:00 AM to noon. Cliff, Sandy, Kerri and Bonnie will be leaving in Cliff's Taxi Service at 6:45 AM on Saturday.

Happy Bucks:

Dan Wilkovich for Steelers winning

Roger for all kids back to school

Ticket Winner was Bob

Our speaker was Mona Redinger who discussed the Fleming House, operated by the Family Recovery Center. The Fleming House, located in Lisbon, services homeless, chemically dependent women and their children.