The annual Christmas Auction was once again a success. Thanks to
everyone who contributed. Special thanks to the Social Concerns folks
and particularly to the MANY Interact students who worked.
NO MEETING NEXT MONDAY AT NOON
The Club Christmas Party is next Monday night
at the Roadhouse in Unity. Here are the particulars:
JOKES OF THE WEEK
|
Cletus
is
passing
by
Billy
Bob’s
hay
barn
one
day
when,
through
a
gap
in
the
door,
he
sees
Billy
Bob
doing
a
slow
and
sensual
striptease
in
front
of
an
old
green
John
Deere.
Buttocks
clenched,
he
performs
a slow
pirouette,
and
gently
slides
off
first
the
right
strap of
his
overalls,
followed
by the
left.
He then
hunches
his
shoulders
forward
and in a
classic
striptease
move,
lets his
overalls
fall
down to
his
hips,
revealing
a torn
and
frayed
plaid
shirt.
Then,
grabbing
both
sides of
his
shirt,
he rips
it apart
to
reveal
his
stained
T-shirt
underneath.
With a
final
flourish,
he tears
the
T-shirt
from his
body,
and
hurls
his
baseball
cap onto
a pile
of hay.
Having
seen
enough,
Cletus
rushes
in and
says,
“What
the heck
are you
doing,
Billy
Bob?”
“Jeez,
Cletus,
ya
scared
the
bejeezers
out of
me,”
says an
obviously
embarrassed
Billy
Bob.
“But
me’n the
Ol' Lady
been
havin
trouble
lately
in the
bedroom
d'partment,
and the
therapist
suggested
I do
'something
sexy to
a
tractor'.”
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(submitted b PDG Jack Polen)
'The final answer to airport scannners'
Here's a solution to all the
controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can
step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate
any explosive device you may have hidden on or in
your body. The explosion will be contained within
the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would
be none of this crap about racial profiling and the
device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it
now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a
muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention,
standby passengers! We now have a seat available on
flight number..."
Club News 11/29/10
