| 1/21/08 | Shirley P |
| 1/28/08 | Club Assembly |
| 2/4/08 | Lisa R |
| 2/11/08 | Doug S |
Guests: None
Dave won the drawing this week.
Happy/Sad Bucks: Lisa gave a HB for winning a $500 gift certificate; Maggie gave a HB for Caleb Cope coming home; Mark gave a HB for being back at Rotary; Dave gave a HB because his son was sworn in as a 2nd lieutenant & his daughter made the deans list
Sondra still needs a volunteer to chair the Taste of Pizza.
Sondra also needs a chair for the Relay for Life.
The Board will meet on 1/28/08.
RYLA is looking for items for the goodie bags (100 of each item)
Lisa volunteered to meet with students to work on the 4-Way Speech competition.
Dates to Remember: The District 6650, Division 4 Mid-Year Assembly will be held on Tuesday, January 22nd at the Dutch Haus Restaurant in Columbiana, from 6-9 PM. All Rotarians are invited. The cost of dinner is $15, and you pay at the door. Let Sondra know if you would like to attend.
Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
