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Rotary News

December 3, 2007

Guest: Bert from Beaver Falls

No drawing this week

Happy/Sad Bucks: Dan is happy for the Steelers; Dave is happy for the Steelers & the Buckeyes; Roger was happy to see his son's roommate on TV at the Army-Navy game.

NO MEETING AT NOON ON December 10th, 24th or 31st.

December 13th is Rotary Night at the Youngstown Steelhounds hockey game.  Click here for more information.

Our Rotary Christmas Party will be on Tuesday, December 11th at the Fireplace Restaurant, 2075 E. Western Reserve Rd, Youngstown, OH 44514 at 6:30 PM.   Click here for a map.  Rotarians and their guests are invited.  Everyone who attends needs to bring a gift for the gift exchange.  The gifts can be gag or otherwise with a cost not to exceed $15.

 

Future Programs:

December 10 NO MEETING
December 17 World Affairs Students
December 24 NO MEETING
December 31 NO MEETING
       
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 Our own Maggie Guglielmo was our speaker today.  Maggie gave us some interesting history and trivia about our flags.  If you would like more information about the Star Spangled Banner click here.

To Be 6 Again...


 A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.   Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wif e with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.