JOKE OF THE WEEK
An old lady gets pulled over
for speeding ...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding .
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license
please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your
vehicle registration papers please .
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn
gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out
of your vehicle please! The woman steps ou t of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me
that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open
the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is
this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims
that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my
officer s told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this
car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
Don't Mess With Old Ladies
