E.P. Rotary News

WHAT'S NEW   12/10/01  

Program Reminder

 

• The Christmas Party was a tremendous success.  Thanks to Micki & Sondra for their efforts.  Above is a picture of Bob checking out his gift.

• Guests today: Ben

• Happy Bucks:  Vic & Mic

• Doug won the drawing

• The District Mid-Year Conference will be held in Canton on January 19th.  If you would like to attend please let Doug know before January 4th.

• The 2002-2003 Officers & Directors will be:  Micki P.- President; Jim H..- VP; Connie R.- Secretary; Roger L. - Treasurer; Brad A. - Sgt. At Arms; Vicki H., Rick N., Sondra F., & Dave F. - Board of Directors

• We agreed to donate $500 to the CAMO program to purchase a vehicle for the Central American Relief effort.  This project is spearheaded by the Orrville Rotary Club.  They hope to receive matching funds from the District and R.I.

• Connie Campagna & Cliff Dilling have been accepted as new members.  Hopefully, we will get them inducted next week

• We decided to keep the Rotary Auction on the Friday after Thanksgiving

• We voted to donate $100 for personal items needed by the girls at the Kyes Home

• Career Day will be January 18, 2002.  Please mark your calendars.  The Club will sponsor a lunch at the library after the program at the school.

  

On The Lighter Side

Joke:    

    The teacher said, "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."  An Irish boy put up his hand and said, "It was St. Patrick."  The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

    Then a French boy put up his hand and said, " It was Napoleon."  The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Pierre, that's not right either."

    Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."  The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Daniel, come up here and I'll give you the $2."

    As the teacher was giving Daniel his money, she said, "You know Daniel, you being Jewish, I was surprised you said Jesus Christ."

    Daniel replied, "Yeah.  In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business."

Riddle:   Forward I'm heavy,
             Backward I'm not.
              What am I?     

 

Last weeks' answer:  There is only one solution which solves the problem with three straight cuts, and leaves exactly eight equally shaped portions. One should cut the cake two times vertically in a '+' shape across the top and do the third cut horizontally in the middle of the cake (looking at the cake from front), as shown in the figure on the right. Many correct answers!