EP Rotary News 12-14-09

JOKE OF THE WEEK

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has

dropped his contract.

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

What's the difference between Tiger & Santa?......Santa stops after 3 ho's

The many talents of Alejandro......
he played donkey basketball on Saturday
and the base guitar on Sunday

Club News 12/14/09

Guests - Mark & Cathy Plegge and Hank Conrad

Dave won the drawing

Happy/Sad Bucks

Jana was happy and sad over her vacation

Vicki was happy for Alejandro playing donkey basketball & being named student of the month

Missy was happy for selling all her candles

Sondra was just happy

We will be doing our gift wrapping fundraiser as Bea's Insurance this Saturday from 4-8 PM

THE BOARD WILL MEET THIS THURSDAY AT 5:30 AT THE LIBRARY.

Hank Conrad, from the Poland Rotary Club, is the coordinator of the Group Study Exchange (GSE) program. This year our district will exchange teams with a district in France. All members of the team will be wine industry. The team from France will be in our area April 13th-19th.

PROGRAMS

Dec. 21st - Club Assembly

Dec. 28th - NO Meeting

Jan. 4th - Doug S.

Jan. 11th - Rotary Awareness

to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.

PROGRAM

Mark and Cathy Plegge lead us in a Christmas Sing-Along. Mark is the administrative and music pastor at the Abundant Life Fellowship in New Waterford.......and a part time stand up comedian!