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Rotary News

CHRISTMAS
EDITION

In case you think we haven't been
busy during the last 6 months:

Future Programs:

January 7 Roger L
January 14 Dave P
January 21 Shirley P.
January 28th Club Assembly
       
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CHRISTMAS JOKES

Letter To Santa

Little Johnny wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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Someone has stated that the three phrases that best sum up the
Christmas season are:

       "Peace on Earth",
       "Goodwill to Men" and
      "Batteries not included."
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Christmas Present?


A man's wife has an artificial leg.  Shortly before Christmas, he
buys her a new  prosthetic and hides it in the closet. 
Unfortunately, she finds it and confronts him with the artificial 
limb.

"This wouldn't, by any chance, be my Christmas present, would it?"
she asks.

"No, of course not." responds her husband. "It's just a stocking 
stuffer." 
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Christmas Card Oops!


Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that 
shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult.  So he 
decided to send  checks to everyone instead.  

In each card he wrote, "Buy your own present!" and mailed them
early.

He enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities, and it was 
only after the holiday that he noticed that he had receiving very 
few cards in return. Puzzled over this, he went into his study, 
intending to write a couple of his relatives and ask what had 
happened.  It was then, as he cleared off his cluttered desk that
he got his answer. Under a stack of papers, he was horrified to 
find the gift checks which he had forgotten to enclose with the 
cards.
 
We would like to wish a special Merry Christmas to our exchange student, Kana, Josh & Sarah as they spend Christmas away from home.