• Ben arrived from Australia this weekend.  He will be staying with the Stonemetz family.
• Career Day will be Friday, February 23, 2001 from 7:30-11:30 a.m. at the Middle School.  The committee is finalizing plans for the event.
• RYLA will be held March 9th-11th.  We will be sending 2 students.
• Doug won the drawing today.
• Sondra needs 15 more Rotarian magazines
• Mark has tickets for the Band dinner/dance
• The Golf Outing; Student Loan & Easter Egg Hunt committees need to be planning ahead.
• If you can help with a "Carolina Meeting" please contact Sondra
• ATTENDANCE GOOD NEWS:  Congratulations to Mike, Joe & Jane for perfect attendance for the first half of the year
• ATTENDANCE BAD NEWS:  The Club as a whole slipped to 60% last month.
• Reminder:  If you miss a meeting, you can make up at another Club 14 days before or after the meeting you missed.  Click here for a list of where and when all the Clubs in District 6650 meet.

       

PROGRAM                  

Our speaker today was Barb Lynch.  Barb gave us an update on the efforts of Social Concerns.  Last year they gave out more money than they raised, but were able to survive because of a balance carry-forward.  A few of their clients are repeats, but the majority are folks who need help on a one-time basis.   For example, they helped 517 people with clothing; 231 with food and 42 with utilities.  She anticipates that the need for help with utilities will increase with the high fuel prices this winter.

JOKE OF THE DAY     

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!" Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON! IWON!"

Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?". The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"