EP ROTARY NEWS
December 20, 2010
- Jim Kerr & Maxi were our guests this week
- Dave Powers won the drawing
- Jana gave a Happy Buck for a Cowboys win
- Kerri is working with the High School guidance counselors to select 2 students to attend RYLA in March.
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- The RI Convention will be held in New Orleans, May 21-25. Click here for more details.
- No meeting next week. Next meeting on January 3rd
- No Board meeting this week
- We are looking for speakers for our meetings in January. If you have any ideas please contact Kerri.
JOKE OF THE WEEK:
CHRISTMAS CAROL QUIZ
The following words are
alternate titles for several well-known Christmas Carols.
Fill in the proper title in the space provided.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full Christmas stocking!
Have fun!!
1. Approach everyone who is steadfast__________________
2. Ecstasy toward the orb _____________________________
3. Listen! The Foretelling spirits harmonize ______________
4. Hey, Minuscule urban area southeast of Jerusalem_____
5. Quiescent Nocturnal period____________________________
6. The Autocrat troika originating near the ascent of Apollo_____
7. The primary carol_______________________________________
8. Embellish the corridors_________________________________
9. I'm fantasizing concerning a blanched yuletide_____________
10. I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent
unshaven male in crimson disguise______________________
11. During the time ovine caretakers supervised their charges past
midnight_______________________________________
12. The thing manifests itself at the onset of a transparent day__
13. The coniferous nativity_____________________________
14. What offspring abides thus?________________________
15. Removed in a bovine feeding trough_________________
16. Creator, cool it, you kooky cats!_____________________
17. Valentino, the roseate proboscises wapiti____________
18. The slight percussionist lad_________________________
19. Father Christmas approaches the metropolis__________
20. Seraphim we aurally detected in the stratosphere______
21. The tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere_______________
Results:
15 21 Correct You dont need any Yuletide spirit!
10 14 Correct You could use something in your stocking!
5 9 Correct Are you sure you have the right holiday?
1 4 Correct Surely you jest!?!
