Our speaker today was
Bill Davis, local photographer and historian. Bill talked
about the history of the East Palestine area from prehistoric
times to the 1900's
Absurd
Warning Labels
1. On a cardboard windshield
sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in
Place."
2. On an infant's bathtub:
"Do not throw baby out with bath water."
3. On a roll of Life Savers:
"Not for use as a flotation device."
4. On a Pentium chip:
"If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will
replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge, for a total
of $4.97."
5. On a disposable razor:
"Do not use this product during an earthquake."
6. On pantyhose: "Not
to be used in the commission of a felony."
7. On work gloves: "For
best results, do not leave at crime scene."
8. On Odor Eaters: "Do
not eat."
9. On a blender: "Not
for use as an aquarium."
10. On a wet suit:
"Capacity, One Person."
