January 23, 2006

"Service is the rent we pay for being.  It is the very purpose of life, and
not something you do in your spare time."

• FUTURE PROGRAMS:

  January 30th	Club Assembly
  February 6th	Brian Brown
  February 13th	Gary Clark
  February 20th	Laura Dailey

Click here for the complete 2005-2006 Program List

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News

• The threat in last weeks newsletter worked....we had a full house AND Brian Brown agreed to be our VP next year.  We will hold our official election next week, but the proposed slate of officers is:  Sandy-President; Brian-VP; Roger-Treasurer and Laura-Secretary.  We will also need to elect Directors

• Happy/Sad Bucks: Dave & Sandy (and half the Club) are happy for the Steelers; Brian is sad because of the Steelers

• No drawing today.

• Bob has cancelled the Board meeting for next Monday.  We will have a Club Assembly during our regular meeting.

Program

Our speakers today were John & Darryl Hersh.  They operate Ozer Ministries here in East Palestine.  They offer non-denominational counseling services on a "donations only" basis.

Jokes of the Week
  

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" well... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then??

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm,...or could he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School .

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

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Thanks to Laura for sending me this joke.  Please continue to email me jokes for the newsletter. Brad