EP Rotary News 1/28/08

JOKE OF THE WEEK
Why Parent's Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

	THE FOUR HORSEMAN OF ROTARY DISTRICT 6650 (left to right) Charlie Lang, PDG and District Treasurer Dennis Huffman, District Governor Bob Pattison, our next District Governor Jim Russell, future District Governor

East Palestine Rotary News

January 28, 2008

Guests: Charles Lang, Dennis Huffman, Bob Pattison, Jim Russell, Kana & Francisco

Happy/Sad Bucks: Vicki gave a HB because Doug can fix her car; Dave gave a HB for a visit to his granddaughter & Mardi Gras; Charlie Lang was just happy to be with us.

No Drawing this week.

RYLA is looking for items for the goodie bags (100 of each item)

Bob will be putting together another Atlantic City trip drawing

May 27th will be Career Day at the Middle School

Brad has sent out letters to other organizations regarding the 2nd new Welcome Sign. It will be located near the Log Cabin.

Lisa, Sondra, Cliff, Sandy & Brad attended the Mid-Year Assembly in Columbiana

There will be a short meeting after our regular meeting next week for anyone interested in helping with the Taste of Pizza event

John Hamner of CSI Disposal has been proposed for membership. Any objections must be made in writing to the Club Secretary within 10 days of the date of this newsletter.

2/4/08	Lisa R
2/11/08	Doug S
2/18/08	Traci T
2/25/08	Club Assembly

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