East Palestine Rotary News

January 29, 2007

"Service... Giving what you don't have to give. Giving when you don't need to give. Giving because you want to give."

Damien Hess

FUTURE PROGRAMS:

February 5th Bob White
February 12th Julie Young
February 19th Brad Allison
February 26th Club Assembly

Click here to see the complete 2006-07 program list

  • Guests today: None

  • Lisa won the drawing 

  • Happy/Sad Bucks: Susan was happy because her father-in-law's house is sold.

  • You can read District Governor Geoff Goll's January newsletter at:  www.rotarydistrict6650.org

  • Lisa asked for volunteers to help collect items for the Kyes Home auction.  Items would be collected in May-June.

  • We agreed to participate in the Cancer Relay for Life in 2007.  The dates are June 15-16 in Salem.  Sondra will coordinate this event.

  • Sandy is trying to revive the 4-way speech program at EPHS.

  • We have the option of using the elementary school gym for our Christmas Auction.

  • We will again organize the Easter Egg Hunt.  This year we will add a breakfast & photos with the Easter Bunny to make this a fund-raiser.

  • The Group Study Exchange (GSE) team from Italy will be in this area in April.

  • We need to paint the bathroom at the Kyes Home.  Sandy is looking for volunteers.

  • The format for Career Day will change this year.  It will only involve the 8th graders

  • The District Conference will me held at the Holiday Inn Metroplex in Girard on April 27-29.

  • The Rotary International convention will begin on June 17 in Salt Lake City, Utah.

 

 

 Two Ladies talking in Heaven

1st woman:     Hi! My name is  Wanda.

2nd woman:     Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman:     I Froze to Death.

2nd woman:     How Horrible!

1st woman:      It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I  began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?


2nd woman:     I died of  a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But  instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:     So, what happened?

2nd woman:    I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that  I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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