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HAPPY NEW YEAR
 January 7, 2008

Guests: Kana, Francisco & Roger Sikorszky

Traci won the drawing this week.

Happy/Sad Bucks: Bob & Sandy were both happy

Sondra needs a volunteer to chair the Taste of Pizza

The Nominating Committee has proposed the following slate of candidates:  Cliff Dilling, President; Bonnie Davis, VP; Roger Linsley, Treasurer and Sandy Dilling, Secretary

Susan is looking for someone to volunteer to meet 1 hour/week until the end of February regarding the 4 Way Speech contest.

Dates to Remember:   The District 6650, Division 4 Mid-Year Assembly will be held on Tuesday, January 22nd at the Dutch Haus Restaurant in Columbiana, from 6-9 PM.  All Rotarians are invited.  The cost of dinner is $15, and you pay at the door.  Let Sondra know if you would like to attend.

 

JOKE OF THE WEEK

VERY   INTERESTING  STUFF  

In  the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was  allowed  to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his  thumb. Hence we have "the  rule of  thumb"
   

Many  years ago in   Scotland , a new game was  invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies   Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English   language.
     

The  first couple to be  shown in bed together on prime time TV were  Fred and Wilma  Flintstone.
  
   

Every  day more money is  printed for Monopoly than the  U.S.  Treasury.
   
  

Men  can read smaller  print than women can; women can hear  better
   

Coca-Cola  was originally  green.
  
  

It  is impossible to lick  your elbow.
  
  

The  State with the  highest percentage of people who walk to  work:
  Alaska     

The  percentage of Africa  that is wilderness: 28% (now get  this...)
   
  

The  percentage of North  America that is wilderness:  38%
  
 
The  cost of  raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $  16,400  
  
The  average  number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given  hour:  61,000  
 
Intelligent   people have more zinc and copper in their  hair.   

The  first novel  ever written on a typewriter: Tom  Sawyer  

The  San  Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National  Monuments.  
  
Each  king in a  deck of playing cards represents a great king from  history:  

Spades  - King  David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great  Diamonds - Julius  Caesar
  

111,111,111  x  111,111,111 =  12,345,678,987,654,321  
  
If  a statue in  the park of a person on a horse has both front  legs in the air, the person  died in battle. If the horse has  one front leg in the air the person died as a  result of wounds  received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the   ground, the person died of natural  causes.   

Only  two people  signed the Declaration of Independence  on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles  Thomson. Most of the  rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't  added  until 5 years later.  
 
Q.  Half of all  Americans live within 50 miles of  what?   

A.  Their  birthplace
  
 
Q.  If you were  to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go  until you would find the  letter "A"?  

A.  One thousand
  

  Q.  What do  bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,  and laser printers all  have in  common?

A.  All were invented by  women.
  
  
Q.  What is the  only food that doesn't  spoil?  

A.  Honey
   
  
In  Shakespeare's  time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by  ropes.   
When  you pulled on the  ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed  firmer to sleep on. Hence the  phrase......... "goodnight,  sleep tight."   

 It  was the  accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a  month after the  wedding, the bride's father would supply his  son-in-law with all the mead he  could drink. Mead is a honey  beer and because their calendar was lunar based,  this period  was called the honey month, which we know today as the   honeymoon.  

  In  English pubs,  ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old  England , when customers  got  unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints  and quarts, and  settle down."  

It's  where we get the phrase "mind your P's and  Q's"
  
  
Many  years ago  in England , pub frequenters  had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of  their ceramic  cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get   some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by  this  practice.  

 At  least 75% of  people who read this will try to lick their  elbow!   

PROGRAM



Our speaker today was Roger Sikorszky, Executive Director of the Counseling Center.  The Center is a private not-for-profit comprehensive behavioral healthcare organization.  It employs 150, and it has a annual.budget of $7.6 million.  They currently have sites in Lisbon, East Liverpool, Salem & the Juvenile Court.