East Palestine Rotary News

January 8, 2007

"The highest of distinctions is service to others."
 King George VI

FUTURE PROGRAMS:

January 15th Traci Thompson
January 22nd Brett Todd
January 29th Club Assembly
February 5th Bob White

Click here to see the complete 2006-07 program list

Meeting Highlights from January 8, 2006

  • Guests today:  Daniel & former exchange student Pepe.  Pepe is from Chile, and he was hosted by the Wooster Club

  • Vicki won the drawing

  • Happy/Sad Bucks: Shirley is happy for her business; Bob & Brad are both happy for the Buckeyes; Bob is sad because he was in Hawaii at this time last year

  • Mid-Year Assembly will be held at the Salem Community Center on Saturday Jan 20th , starting at 8 :30--until noon.  District Governor Geoff Goll is buying breakfast.

  MEMBERS

We welcome 3 new members to the Club:

  • Susan Wagner is a Mary Kay consultant.  She is married to Tim, and they have three children.

  • Maggie Guglielmo is the owner of Flags & Specialties on Market Street.  She is married to George, and she has one son and two step sons.

  • Diana Depillo is the recently appointed East Palestine Postmaster.  She is married to David.  

 

High Definition Hilarity

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

UNFORTUNATELY THIS SUMS UP THE BUCKEYES BOWL PERFORMANCE

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