JOKE
OF THE WEEK
Why men do
not write advice columns.
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more
than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes.
He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to
her.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having
an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has beenfeeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but
ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please
help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start
by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.
If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum
pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these
approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float
chamber.
I hope this helps.
Sincerely,
Walter
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Dan won the big drawing this week.
The Presbyterian Church will be honoring Anne DeJong for all her years of service of cooking for Rotary this Sunday. If you would like to attend please let Sondra know ASAP.
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