In honor of
Valentines Day.................
Dictionary of dating
DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person
whom you don't especially like in the present and will
learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a
man.
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a
man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised
to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man
directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness,
but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not
located in her chest.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which
makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE
A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by
the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few
months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often
than he does.
SOBER
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in
love.
ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular
person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly
proportionate to how unattractive your date is. |
