EP ROTARY NEWS  
JOKE OF THE WEEK

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly
Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven.  St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
Let me go find out,' and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While
they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect
of it all? 'What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?'

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informed the couple, 'You can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple. 'But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!!!' St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest
up here!

Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer!
Club News 2/23/09

No guests.

Sandy won the drawing.

No happy or sad bucks.

Relay For Life:  We will participate in the Relay for life again this year.  Our choices are:
June 6-7  East Liverpool
June 13-14  Lisbon
June 20-21 Salem
July 11-12 Columbiana
Please let Sondra know your preference.

We will be auctioning a Rotary Afghan at the District  Conference:


Sandy has tickets to the Hall of Fame Weekend drawing sponsored by the Canton Club.  The tickets are $10 each.
 
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WRIGHT-PATTERSON FISHER HOUSES “WISH LIST”

The Fisher House is like a Ronald McDonald House for military families.  The District Governors'

partners (Vicki) are asking each club in Ohio to fill a Rubbermaid container (29 or 31 gallon sizes)

 with items for Fisher House guests as a service project for PETS.

 

VP Bonnie will take to All  Ohio P.E.T.S. on Friday, March 13, 2009.

 

 Paper/Plastic Products

Kleenex/Puffs – small boxes

Paper towels

Toilet paper

Paper/plastic plates (dinner or lunch size) and bowls

Plastic or Styrofoam Cups

Plastic bags (sandwich, quart, and gallon size)

Small 4 Gallon size Trash Bags

Trash/garbage bags

 

Personal Items

Disposable razors

Bar soap

Band Aids (Regular and Latex Free)

Travel sizes work well for:

Shampoo & conditioner

Hairspray (bottles or cans)

Toothpaste

Mouthwash

Shaving Cream

Small bottles of hand sanitizer

 

Other Items

Individually packaged snack food items (cookies, pretzels, chips, crackers etc)

Case of Individual bottles of water

Coffee creamer, sugar, sweetener

Laundry detergent

Phone cards

Stamps

Boxes of Note cards and Thank You cards

Current DVDs & Children’s DVDs 

Crossword puzzle books

Sudoku puzzle books

Bond paper for printers

 

 Please bring any of these items to the meeting next Monday.

Programs:
March 2nd - Vicki H
March 9th - Roger L
March 16th - Dave P
March 23rd - Shirley P

CLICK HERE to see the 08-09 program list