JOKE OF THE WEEK

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, 
notices a man kneeling down an
drinking from his farm pond.
 
The Amish farmer shouts  'Trink das 
wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.'  Which means: 'Don't drink 
the water, the cows have shit in it.'
 
The kneeling man shouts back: 
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I
speak Arabic and English. If you can't
 speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, 
speak in English.'
 
The Amish farmer says: 
'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
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This is the 400th on-line edition of the EP Rotary News.  We were one of the first clubs in District 6650 to take our newsletter on-line.  I hope that you enjoy reading the newsletters as much as I enjoy creating them.  The history of our club since 1999 is available for anyone to read through the newsletters.

Brad
East Palestine Rotary News

 February 25, 2008

Guests: Endia Wisser

Happy/Sad Bucks: Dave was happy for spending 10 days with his granddaughter; Sondra was happy for spending 1 day with her granddaughter

Doug & Vicki will be taking the GSE team from Brazil to Pittsburgh on April 16th.  Let them know if you would like to go along.

We are asking the Interact Club to assist with the Cancer Relay For Life

We will be conducting a penny drive for the Caring For Kyes Program.  A container for change will be available at our meetings.

The Easter Egg Hunt, along with Breakfast & Photos with the Easter Bunny will be held on March 22nd.

We will also be doing the Easter Baskets for the Kyes Home again this year.

No drawing this week

May 27th will be Career Day at the Middle School.

The District Conference will be held at the McKinley Grand in Canton on April 11th-13th.  All Rotarians are invited to attend all, or any portions of the conference

The District Governor's Newsletter is available through the District website at www.rotarydistrict6650.org

Endia Wisser has been proposed for membership.  Any objections must be submitted in writing to the Club Secretary within 10 days of the date of this newsletter.

Future Programs:

3/3/08 Brett T
3/10/08 Susan W
3/17/08 Bob W
3/25/08 Julie Y

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