February 28, 2005

"Service is the rent we pay for being.  It is the very purpose of life, and
not something you do in your spare time"

• FUTURE PROGRAMS: (click here for complete list)

  March 7, 2005	Sondra Feezle
  March 14, 2005	Sandy Dilling
  March 21, 2005	Vicki Hoffman
  March 28, 2005	Club Assembly
  April 4, 2005	Dave Powers

• Guest: Carolina

• Drawing: Doug won

• Happy/Sad Bucks: Doug was happy because Dave wouldn't trade tickets; Connie has tanned and happy for a warm vacation; Brad was happy because he won $20 in the Tsunami Drawing

Club Assembly Notes

• We noted ,with sadness, the passing of Frank Reed.  Frank was a very active member of Club for many years, and served as President in 1973-74.  Connie will send a card to his family on behalf of the Club.

• Career Day will be Friday, April 1, 2005 from 7:30 AM-1:00 PM at the Middle School.  Vicki is in charge.

• Easter Egg Hunt is scheduled for Saturday, March 19th with March 26th as a rain/snow/mud alternate date.  Bonnie is in charge.

• Easter baskets for the Keyes Home are delivered Easter weekend.  Julie is in charge.

• DOG DAY will be May 14th.  Brett is in charge.

• Justin Powers has agreed to manage the youth soccer program next fall.  We voted to pay him $600 for his services.

• We will be going to see Beauty & the Beast at the Carousel Dinner Theater in Akron on Wednesday, April 27th.  The cost is $43/person which includes dinner, play, tax & tip.  I ordered 20 tickets, but we can still get as many as we need.  This is open to Rotarians, family and friends.  When I receive the tickets I will pass them out on a first come first served basis.  Rotary will pay for the tickets, and Roger will bill the members on their next statement.  For more information on the show or the Carousel Theater click here.

Joke of the Week. 

For those of you that are easily offended please skip the joke this week.  I just couldn't help myself..............

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?

This is a true story . . .

There was a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too because they were laughing so hard!