East Palestine Rotary News

February 6, 2006

"Service is the rent we pay for being.  It is the very purpose of life, and
not something you do in your spare time."
  • FUTURE PROGRAMS:
    February 13th Gary Clark
    February 20th Laura Dailey
    February 27th Club Assembly
    March 6th Brian Brown

Click here for the complete 2005-2006 Program List

Program

Our speaker today was Steve Reynolds, Corporate Sales Executive, from the Youngstown Steelhounds hockey team.  The Steelhounds play in the new Chevrolet Center in downtown Youngstown.  They are a member of the Central Hockey League.  Their players are paid $300-$1,000 per week during the season.  For more information on the Steelhounds CLICK HERE.

News

CONGRATULATIONS

PITTSBURGH

  • Happy/Sad Bucks:  Cliff and Sandy were both very happy for the Super Bowl; Brian was sad for the officiating in the Super Bowl; Lisa is happy because Paul has agreed to sell his car

  • RYLA is all set for next month.  We will be sending 2 students to RYLA in Salem.

  • The next big project will be the Easter Egg Hunt/Easter baskets for the Kyes Home.

 

Jokes of the Week
  

THE SUPER BOWL TICKET


A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.   As he sits
down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat
next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty."


"This is incredible," said the man.  "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.   I was supposed
to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super
Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that.  That's terrible.  But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take
the seat?".

The man shakes his head.  "No they're all at the funeral."

A Can Of Peaches

  


An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.  When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied:  a can of peaches.

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.  She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

He said, "What is it?"

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

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