FUTURE PROGRAMS:

Click here to see the complete 2006-07 program list

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• Guest today: Daniel

• Vicki won the drawing 

• Happy/Sad Bucks: Maggie gave a HB for the return of the birds; Laura gave a HB for starting construction of her new home; Susan gave a HB because is staying at the DQ.

• Lisa has returned home following her surgery.  She will be at home for 4 weeks.

• The GSE team from Italy will be at East Palestine High School on April 30th

• Bob handed out the tickets for the Atlantic City Trip.  Each Rotarian is asked to sell or buy 25 tickets.  All proceeds will be donated to the Rotary Foundation.

• May 12th will be DOG Day

• The Cancer Relay for Life in 2007 will be on June 15-16 in Salem.  We voted to rent a tent for $135

• The Easter Egg Hunt will be March 31st.  We will take photos with the Easter Bunny & service coffee, doughnuts, etc.

• The District Conference will me held at the Holiday Inn Metroplex in Girard on April 27-29.

• The Rotary International convention will begin on June 17 in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Gary Clark discussed a long list capital improvements he is working on.  The list includes extension of utility lines to Unity; replacement of the West Street bridge, and street paving projects.  The projects total over $6.5 million.  73% will come from grants; 13% from loans and 13% from City funds.

Joke

Women Are Evil By Nature...
 
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
 

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
 

She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
 
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
 
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his  face with both hands.
 
"Actually, no," he replied.
 
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she  said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.  
 
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
 
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
 
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
 
"Tell him," she whispered,
 
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

(This joke was sent to me by a woman)