EP ROTARY NEWS
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today's our anniversary?
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd
rather just watch TV.
Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in
Alaska!
Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure
you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars
is too much for a designer dress.
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Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her
breasts are just too big.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's
one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Honey since we don't have anything else
planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
Why don't you go to the mall with me and
help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's
watch Melrose Place.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try
that on.
We never talk anymore
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Club News 3/2/09
Guests: Diego, Amber Hill & Sam Herron Dave won the drawing. Happy/Sad Bucks: Brad (& Bonnie) is happy because the office in EP will remain open  Our speakers today were Amber Hill and Sam Herron. They are both juniors at EPHS, and they recently attended the RYLA program. Vicki still has a few open spots for the NY City bus trip. Dave will be checking on our downtown bench project. |
WRIGHT-PATTERSON FISHER HOUSES
“WISH LIST”
The Fisher House is like a Ronald McDonald House for military families. The District Governors'
partners (Vicki) are asking each club in Ohio to fill a Rubbermaid container (29 or 31 gallon sizes)
with items for Fisher House guests as a service
project for PETS.
VP Bonnie will take to All
Ohio P.E.T.S. on Friday, March 13, 2009.
Paper/Plastic
Products
Kleenex/Puffs – small boxes
Paper towels
Toilet paper
Paper/plastic plates
(dinner or lunch size)
and bowls
Plastic or Styrofoam Cups
Plastic bags (sandwich, quart, and
gallon size)
Small 4 Gallon size Trash Bags
Trash/garbage bags
Personal Items
Disposable razors
Bar soap
Band Aids (Regular and Latex Free)
Travel sizes work well
for:
Shampoo & conditioner
Hairspray (bottles or cans)
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Shaving Cream
Small bottles of hand sanitizer
Other
Items
Individually packaged snack food items (cookies,
pretzels, chips, crackers etc)
Case of Individual bottles of water
Coffee creamer, sugar, sweetener
Laundry
detergent
Phone cards
Stamps
Boxes of Note cards and Thank You cards
Current DVDs & Children’s DVDs
Crossword puzzle books
Sudoku
puzzle books
Bond paper
for printers