East Palestine Rotary News

JOKE OF THE WEEK

What Makes Life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far .........

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.

Club News 3/23/09

No Happy/Sad bucks

No drawing

Our only guest today was our speaker Steve Molchan.

Steve is the program director for Theshold Residential Services, Inc. He has been employed at Threshold for 9 years. Threshold is East Palestine's 2nd largest employer with over 150 employees, and they serve more than 80 clients.

The Easter Egg Hunt/Pancake Breakfast will be held on Saturday April 4, 2009. We will servce pancakes at the Community Center form 9:00-11:00 AM. The Easter Egg Hunt will follow at 11:30.

Our club will be responsible for the House of Friendship at the District Conference on April 17-18 in Canton. The House of Friendship is a room where Rotarians can socialize & get snacks & drinks. We will need volunteers to work those days.

THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL MEET NEXT MONDAY AT 11:30 AM

The EPHS Drama Club will be presenting the musical Into The Woods this weekend. Shows are Friday & Saturday night at 7:00 pm and Sunday at 2:30 pm. Tickets are $6. The show blends familiar fairy tales with an original story.