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NEXT
MONDAY WE WILL HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS AT OUR MEETING, INCLUDING DG
GEOFF GOLL, AND SEVERAL DISTRICT DIGNITARIES. We
would like to have 100% attendance, so please make every effort
to make the meeting. |
Top Ten Kids'
Instructions On Life
1. "Wear a hat
when feeding seagulls."
- Rocky, age 9
2. "Sleep in your
clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
- Stephanie, age 8
3. "Never bug a
pregnant mom."
- Nicholas, age 11
4. "When your dad
is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
- Heather, age 16
5. "Never tell
your mom her diet's not working."
- Michael, age 14
6. "When you get a
bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the
phone."
- Alyesha, age 13
7. "Never tell
your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you
to do."
- Hank, age 12
8. "Never dare
your little brother to paint the family car."
- Phillip, age 13
9. "Remember the
two places you are always welcome-church and Grandma's house."
- Joanne, age 11
10. "When you want
something expensive, ask your grandparents."
- Matthew, age 12
