- FUTURE PROGRAMS:
| April
3rd |
Group
Study Exchange |
| April
10th |
Roger
Linsley |
| April
17th |
Dave
Powers |
| April
24th |
Club
Assembly |
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here for the complete 2005-2006 Program List
CLUB
ASSEMBLY
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SPECIAL
ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING APRIL 3RD-
The Group Study Exchange Team from Taiwan
will speak at EPHS at 10:00 AM. Our normal meeting is
cancelled. Members can either go to the High School at 10:00
or attend the Joint Meeting with the Canfield & Austintown
clubs at Hampton Inn in Canfield at noon.
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We were honored to have former
member Steve Bobalik as our guest today. Steve is currently
the President of the Columbiana Rotary Club. He told us
about the Rose Sale is Club is sponsoring. Bob has the forms
for any one who would like to order roses or you can send Steve an
email at: Stephen.bobalik@nationalcity.com
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Dave won the drawing today
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Happy/Sad Bucks: Dave &
Brad were all happy
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Mark DOG Day, May 13th on your
calendars. The new sign has been ordered. Thirteen
organizations will be included.
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The Rotary Easter Egg Hunt will be
Saturday, April 8th at 11:00 AM in the Park. Bonnie has the
sign-up sheet.
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We will enter a team in the Cancer
Walk For Life in Salem on June 16th. We will be the 1st
Rotary Club in Columbiana County to enter a team.
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The District
Conference "Service above Self", Atwood Lake
Lodge, April 21-23. Click
here for all the details or to register on-line
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This Friday &
Saturday the EPHS Drama Department will be performing
Anne
of Green Gables at the High School Auditorium.
Shows start at 8:00 PM. Tickets will be available at the
door.
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FLUBBED HEADLINES
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Shouting Match Ends
Teachers Hearing
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Men Picky About Noses
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Body search reveals
$4,000 in crack
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Tuna Biting off
Washington Coast
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New Housing For Elderly
Not Yet Dead
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Silent Teamster Gets
Cruel Punishment: Lawyer
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Chou Remains Cremated
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Federal Agents Raid Gun
Shop, Find Weapons
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Toxic Diapers Found in
Wash.
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Man Goes Berserk
in Car Salesroom, Many Volvos Hurt
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Louisiana Governor
defends his Wife, Gift from Korea
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Yellow Snow Studied to
test Nutrition
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Hand Waves Goodbye to
County Board
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County Wants Money For
Taking Dump*
*No, I did
not get this one from the Morning Journal
Brian
invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal Brian's
mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful her son's roommate,
Stephanie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
them. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered. "I know what you
must be thinking Mom, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
roommates." About a week later Stephanie said to Brian "Ever
since your Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you? Brian replied,
"I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure." So he sat
down and wrote" "Mom, I'm not saying that you "did"
take the gravy ladle, but the ladle has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner. Several days later Brian received a letter from his
mother that read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do"
sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep
with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own
bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
LESSON OF THE DAY . . . NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!
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