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Jokes of the Week:
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are
standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground,
that reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before
it's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone you
religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign
should just say "Bridge Out?"
Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested
yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her
husband as her famous sister had done
several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as
Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her
husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and
tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in
serious, but stable condition and Louella has been
charged with ....
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