EP Rotary News

March 26, 2003

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Headlines

• Our guest today was Cleber

• Rick won the drawing. 

• Happy Bucks:  Connie 

• Our year end picnic will be at the Scrappers baseball game on Saturday, June 28th.  All family members are encouraged to attend.  Sondra has a sign-up sheet.  We need 50 people to attend to get the group rate.  The cost is $18 per person which includes a box seat ticket and an all-you-can-eat picnic.

• The Easter Egg Hunt will be held on Saturday, April 19th at 11:00 AM at the City Park. 

• The program schedule for the next few weeks is:

April 7 - Micki P	May 5 - Lisa R	June 2 - Rick S
April 14 - Dave P	May 12 - Connie R	June 9 - Doug S
April 21 - Club Assembly	May 19 - Club Assembly	June 16 - Club Assembly
April 28 - Shirley P	May 26 - Memorial Day	June 23 - Ross S
		June 30 - Bob W

• The District Conference will be April 25-26 at Mr. Anthony's in Boardman. More information on the District Conference is available at the District web site: Rotary District 6650

• Mark your calendars for Saturday, May 10th - DOG DAYS

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Program

    Our program today was our own Bob White.  Bob had triple bypass surgery on January 2nd, and thankfully lived to tell us about it.  On Christmas day Bob experienced a heavy sensation in his chest and some pain in his arm.  A heart catheterization several days later revealed 90% blockage.  His surgery at Northside Hospital was a success, and he was back on his feet within a few days.  He has recovered 85%, but still tires quickly.  Fortunately, he's still allowed to eat DQ.

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On The Lighter Side

EASTER?

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He
told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell
him what Easter represented.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big
feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,
"So, tell me."

She said," Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his
disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans
hung Him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in
a tomb behind a very large boulder...

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more
weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted.