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JOKE OF THE WEEK

   A man walks into a store followed by his ten-year-old son.  His son is spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth.  While walking through the store someone bumps into the boy and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat.  He immediately starts choking and going blue in the face.  His dad starts panicking and shouts and screams for help.
    A middle-aged, fairly unnoticeable man in a gray suit is sitting at the snack bar in the store reading his newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.  At the sound of the commotion, he looks up, puts his coffee down, neatly folds his newspaper and places it on the counter. He gets up from his seat and makes his unhurried way towards the boy.   When he reaches the boy, the man carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and squeezes, gently but firmly.
    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the man catches in his free hand.  Releasing the boy, the man hands the coin to the father and walks back to his seat at the snack bar without saying a word.
    As soon as the dad makes sure that his son is OK, he rushes over to the man and starts  thanking him saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before.  It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"
    "Oh, good Heavens, no," the man replies, "I work for the Internal Revenue Service."

Club News 4/13/09

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Happy/Sad bucks:  Doug was happy for having survived the pre-school Easter Egg Hunt

Cliff won the drawing

DISTRICT CONFERENCE 2009

Our club will be responsible for the House of Friendship at the District Conference THIS WEEKEND in Canton.  The House of Friendship is a room where Rotarians can socialize & get snacks & drinks.  We will need volunteers to work those days.  CLICK HERE for all the details on the District Conference.

May 9th will be DOG DAY.  We will again clean the walking trail.

May 16th will be Rotary Scrapbooking Day at the Community Lighthouse.

Cliff is still working on ordering benches and/or trash cans for downtown.

Our club gave a proxy to District Governor Bob Pattison or Doug to vote on our behalf at the Rotary International Convention
 
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The Easter Bunny & Mr. Bunny

Pancakes Anyone?

Set them free
Programs:

April 20th - Brett T
April 27th - Club Assembly
May 4th - Traci T
May 11th -  ??

CLICK HERE to see the 08-09 program list